Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Don’t be Financially Responsible

Yes, you heard me right.  Don’t be financially responsible.  I’ll tell you what I wished I would have done when I was 18 in light of our current culture.

1) Going to college, make sure and go to the most prestigious school you can get accepted into.  That looks great on your resume.  And don’t try to do it debt free; I’ll tell you why in a moment.

2) Open a credit card as soon as you turn 18.  Pay the balance every month, but use it more than you use your debit card.  This way, you’ll build a credit score.  This does actually require you to be responsible enough not to abuse “free money” at 18.  And not to be a pessimist, but…good luck.

3) Every summer between semesters at college, don’t worry about your mounting debts, because you need something else to look good on paper – experience.  You’ll quickly find, if you’re motivated, driven, and want to make a difference, you’re going to have to get a job in a career area that is highly competitive.  Politics or policy, for instance.  So every summer, apply for an unpaid internship in the career area you want to be in one day.  You’ll work like a dog, you’ll probably have to use that credit card of yours to pay for food and housing (because unless you’re super lucky those won’t be provided), and by the time you’re done it will be school time again!  Huzzah!

When you graduate college, even with the ridiculous debt you’ve accrued, you’ll have more positive credit than someone who was financially responsible and took out no debt (go get that car you need now that your clunker died!), and you’ll have 1-4 years of relevant experience in the field you want to work.

Finally, 5) write up a killer resume, and realize that you spent all that money, got into all that debt, and spent all those summers, just so you can write a few lines of text on a page that will be electronically submitted to someone you don’t know who will spend less than 30 seconds reading it.

As unfortunate as it is, our society punishes young people who are responsible enough to work hard during their summers, get through school debt free, and who have never opened a line of credit.  You can’t get a small loan to buy a car (I’ve tried), you can’t get a job you’re passionate about, because even an entry level one requires experience (wait…so you’re telling me I need experience for the job I’m getting…for experience?), and your prized college education has been marginalized to being worth nothing more than a check in a box on your next job application.


So you tell me...in our current society, are there any young people out there regretting being financially responsible?


Friday, January 8, 2016

Playing House



“You be the Daddy,
I’ll be the Mommy,”
A teary glance,
A smile and a ring,
And two former children
Are applauded into the future,
Playing Life like Playing House.
In their hands their Rites
of Passage – the ring
and a Roll of paper:
bought at a high price
of Wealth and Time,
Years of their life dedicated
to one page of tree pulp,
Still unframed, guaranteeing no
more than an affirmative check
in a box, acknowledging completion.
Curmudgeons above sniff and scoff,
Holding their keys to success
just out of reach,
leaving the couple pretending
to know what they are doing,
where they are going,
And who they should be,
While the Experience Elite,
The Venerable Generation,
Exude expectations expecting
their advice to exonerate them
for their failure in parenting – 
Having failed their children,
Dooming an entire generation,
Leading them to believe
They can Play Life
Like they played House.